REMEMBER WHEN THEY TOLD US NOT TO SPEAK TO STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET
i wish puberty took you to a customize your character screen
‘who’s that on your phone wallpaper?’ dONT WORRY
dont you just hATE WHEN YOURE TELLING A STORY THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED AND YOU WILL HAVE THAT ONE FRIEND THAT TRIES TO FIND FLAWS IN EVERYTHING YOU SAY? THIS ISNT CSI BITCH
I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.
I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.